Last night I finally got around to watching Erik Meijer’s keynote from last year’s Reaktor conference. It was called “One Hacker Way” and, while it contains much that is apocryphal – or at least wildly inaccurate – it scores over the older, more pedestrian type of keynote in two important ways: first it is highly contentious, and second, Erik sports a bright, tie-dyed T-shirt.
Some of the highlights of this personal rant were:
“Agile is a cancer”
“TDD is for pussies”
Stand-ups eat into valuable coding time
Coders should be treated (and paid) like professional athletes
Hierarchical structures work for the army and the church, so they must be good
There were times that I found myself nodding in agreement, though – when he compared Scrum certification to a pyramid selling scheme, for instance – but mostly it was just opinion, conspicuously lacking the support of empirical data (which was one of his criticisms of agile).
I could go on, but if you’re still interested then I recommend you just go watch the video.
My final thought is that whole experience was vaguely reminiscent of a scene from the excellent movie “Glengarry Glen Ross”, where Alec Baldwin’s character harangues the dejected real-estate salesmen:
F*** YOU, that’s my name!! You know why, mister? ‘Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an $80,000 BMW. That’s my name!! And your name is “you’re wanting”. And you can’t play in a hacker’s game. You can’t write code. Then go home home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life! Checking in code! You hear me, you f***in’ faggots? A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Coding. Always be coding! Always be coding!
And, if you’re over 32 (when Erik […]